You're not much of a realtor, but you can twist it on your dick - after you've been fucked in the mouth

Why is the hotel so fucking expensive? Oh, I get it, it's a cunt service

She started sucking on her own, I just asked where the bed was in the room

When I come inside and you take my last name, why just fuck around?

Got an ex-girlfriend into "phone sex" and fucking her, so the emotions are real